I believe in what this writer is saying. Seriously, some of the people i meet are so stupid i dunno how they managed to avoid choking on their own saliva. That said, i am once again attempting to lengthen my pretty miserable life by cutting down on some of life-endangering activities. I dun quite know why i bother thou.
The following is a letter to the editor by Lawrence A. Bullis, originally published in the Arizona Republic:
Every day, some new do-gooder is trying to save us from ourselves. We have so many laws and safety commissions to ensure our safety that it seems nearly impossible to have an accident. The problem is that we need accidents, and lots of them.
Danger is nature’s way of eliminating stupid people. Without safety, stupid people die in accidents. Since the dead don’t reproduce, our species becomes progressively more intelligent (or at least less stupid).
With safety, however well-intentioned it may be, we are devolving into half-witted mutants, because idiots, who by all rights should be dead, are spared from their rightful early graves and are free to breed even more imbeciles.
Let’s do away with safety and improve our species. Take up smoking. Jaywalk. Play with blasting caps. Swim right after a big meal. Stick something small in your ear. Take your choice of dangerous activity and do it with gusto. Future generations will thank you.